Look, if you need to punch a plant in the face, Chris is your guy. Fuck plants, you know? Not that he has any strong feelings towards plants, generally Chris would say he's a fan actually, but wow fuck plants. One of them smacked his cigarette out of his hand! Rude.

It's kind of like pulling weeds. Pulling weeds and then punching them. Not that Chris would know because he's never tended a garden in his life, but this is tiring as hell. But he refuses to rest until he's punched every last plant. Every. Last. One.