Clearly, neither flattery nor intimidation are the right tact to take with this one. But Starscream is nothing if not adaptable, so he continues confidently. "Very well, I'll introduce myself properly then."

The avatar stands up straight, chest puffing with pride. "I am Starscream, Commander of the Decepticon forces of the planet Cybertron. And you've certainly deduced already, this is not my true form..." He pauses, lip curling irritably, indignant rage at his current condition rising deep in his spark once more. "...And much as I'd love to prove to you the truth of my statement, that is going to prove rather difficult unless you possess a hangar as part of this lab of yours."