[Dirk doesn't really care about all that secret identity bullshit. He's sure Jake will soon realize there's nothing to worry about. No one cares about a couple of small-time vigilantes like them, and anyways, anyone who does could track them down easily regardless of how loud Dirk does or does not say Jake's name when he's running around in that ridiculous skeleton getup. Are those bones glow-in-the-dark? Seriously.
Dirk climbs up on the stegosaurus, flashstepping to avoid disturbing it too much. It groans and shifts around anyways. Poor dude does not look happy.
Dirk turns to Jake.] You know this thing's gonna throw us, right?
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Dirk climbs up on the stegosaurus, flashstepping to avoid disturbing it too much. It groans and shifts around anyways. Poor dude does not look happy.
Dirk turns to Jake.] You know this thing's gonna throw us, right?