Hmm. [ Completely oblivious to any scooting Dirk may or may not be doing, Jake rubs his chin in DEEP CONTEMPLATION. ] While I would certainly enjoy having a pet around the house, I doubt he would fit in our apartment. And from what I've seen in the movies and whatnot such an arrangement is doomed to end in a tragic separation of one sort or another.

Which means we probably couldn't keep a raptor, either.