"Fear not, oh ye of little faith, for THE BOULDER punches with the might of a LANDSLIDE! Hey, scaly!" THE BOULDER yells at at a nearby triceratops. "Chew on THIS!" THE BOULDER slams down their foot, denting the pavement and propelling a massive chunk of asphalt about five feet into the air - which THE BOULDER launches towards the triceratops with a well-timed punch.
Unfortunately, the triceratops chooses this moment to turn its head, and the chunk of asphault deflects off of its headplate. It snorts in anger, lowering its head to prepare to charge.
"Well," says THE BOULDER. "That failed to proceed as anticipated."