SUN WUKONG A superpowered monkey that fucked up one of the tiers of Heaven back in China and got stuck beneath Buddha's hand for thousands of years. He has no idea how to function normally in this modern society and mostly just lingers around doing vaguely heroic things because of a magical headband he was tricked into wearing. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THIS CHARACTER IF: You have contacts in Heaven/with gods. He caused a PRETTY big commotion back in the day, so there's still some mention of him as "that rascally monkey who crashed the peach party" being spoken about in some circles. Also, his weapon, the Ruyi Jingu Bang, used to be a holy pillar holding up the ocean, so characters interested in archaic weapons may have heard of him. Also there's probably some conspiracy blogs on him. Insert IKEA MONKEY joke here. YOU MAY KNOW THIS CHARACTER IF: You have dealt with supernatural enemies, since that's the one's he's the most equipped to fight. If you met him, he would have probably had made fun of you for a bit before flying off. Peeps in CONDOR may also know him due to a previous containment attempt that...did not go well. Also you may have met a smelly old zookeeper. That's him. PLANS & IDEAS FOR THIS CHARACTER: RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE PLOT PLEASE. Also if there's a Lawful Good willing to try to instill better morals in him, that would be hilarious. THINGS YOU'D PREFER TO AVOID: Not sure if anyone would even CONSIDER romancing a monkey but...no. ANYTHING ELSE: I apologize for the occasional toilet humor. Also, he doesn't understand guns or computers.
SUN WUKONG
A superpowered monkey that fucked up one of the tiers of Heaven back in China and got stuck beneath Buddha's hand for thousands of years. He has no idea how to function normally in this modern society and mostly just lingers around doing vaguely heroic things because of a magical headband he was tricked into wearing.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THIS CHARACTER IF: You have contacts in Heaven/with gods. He caused a PRETTY big commotion back in the day, so there's still some mention of him as "that rascally monkey who crashed the peach party" being spoken about in some circles.
Also, his weapon, the Ruyi Jingu Bang, used to be a holy pillar holding up the ocean, so characters interested in archaic weapons may have heard of him.
Also there's probably some conspiracy blogs on him. Insert IKEA MONKEY joke here.
YOU MAY KNOW THIS CHARACTER IF: You have dealt with supernatural enemies, since that's the one's he's the most equipped to fight. If you met him, he would have probably had made fun of you for a bit before flying off. Peeps in CONDOR may also know him due to a previous containment attempt that...did not go well.
Also you may have met a smelly old zookeeper. That's him.
PLANS & IDEAS FOR THIS CHARACTER: RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE RECRUIT FOR ALPHA FORCE PLOT PLEASE. Also if there's a Lawful Good willing to try to instill better morals in him, that would be hilarious.
THINGS YOU'D PREFER TO AVOID: Not sure if anyone would even CONSIDER romancing a monkey but...no.
ANYTHING ELSE: I apologize for the occasional toilet humor. Also, he doesn't understand guns or computers.