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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

FINE a fleshy organic. whatever. have some standards

I understand the difference but the damn fleshy ones get confused by the terminology it just becomes easier to generalize

Do you really think we wouldn't have historical records on the leader of the Decepticons? I must say that is awful telling about your military preparedness, Commander.

I assure you the additional plating on my armor is more than decorative. As they would say, "Every form has a function."

You are higly attaced to your platform. YUou place sentimental value on it. We do not. Platform sexual activies are irrelevant to performance.

would that function happen to be housing for extra rods to cram up your tail pipe in case the on already up there breaks

You know

in case of emergencies

Then why even bother doing them AT ALL

It pleased them and required little rpocessing power.

that doesn't actually answer my question!

Do you require additional motive.

Starscream that is an inappropriate line of reasoning. Not to mention inaccurate.

n..........................yes.

heheheheheheheheheheheheh

This is why I am supereme command er of the decepticons

roasted.

Prjected increased in quarian-creator hapiness outwieghed processing power consumption.

For once Megatron has my sympathies.

megatron DESERVES ONLY PITY.

I must say your current conduct does support that claim. One can only imagine how he continues his crusade with such questionable behavior from his lieutenants.