TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

[starscheme]

would that function happen to be housing for extra rods to cram up your tail pipe in case the on already up there breaks

You know

in case of emergencies

[ultramatum]

Starscream that is an inappropriate line of reasoning. Not to mention inaccurate.

[starscheme]

heheheheheheheheheheheheh

[starscheme]

This is why I am supereme command er of the decepticons

[starscheme]

roasted.

[ultramatum]

For once Megatron has my sympathies.

[starscheme]

megatron DESERVES ONLY PITY.

[ultramatum]

I must say your current conduct does support that claim. One can only imagine how he continues his crusade with such questionable behavior from his lieutenants.

[starscheme]

you say that like he isn't sloshed on high grade himself at this very moment

[ultramatum]

...

I have to say whatever respect I had for your cause has just dropped significantly.

[starscheme]

and you say THAT like your autobotas oarent doing the samet hign

[ultramatum]

What are you talking about.
That is preposterous.

[starscheme]

do you even know whwere they are right now

[ultramatum]

Starscream, I am not going to have this conversation with you. Please cease these poorly typed messages.

[starscheme]

Why don't you make me