TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

[superball]

Oh my god did you fidn a mummy???

[superball]

where are you, i MUSRT see this wiht my own eyes!!!

knock out more like fail to BLOCK OUT the memory of that stupidly sexy car

[superball]

why must you be so UNFUIRIATINGLY GORGEOUS!!!! oh cruel wolrd

[pullingamiko]

noppe

why is it so fuckjn awful

like why do yiu have that boop window or whatever why is that

[pullingamiko]

see we'd all jsut be stuck at the bottom of the rapmnz fordver

or wed keep goign down more and more ramps until we wree like. at the bottom of all the ramps in the world

1/4

[superball]

Please, the chest window is here to emphasoce VIRLITY in order to STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HAERTS OF VILLAINS

[superball]

*empassizr

[superball]

*accenetuate

[superball]

hwo can yu be so lacking in TASTE!!!

[pullingamiko]

it is a boobb window thatsd not intimijdating

its just rudicylous

what is that what tge CROTcH SYMBOl is fir too cuz tfats even qorse

[starscheme]

you say that like he isn't sloshed on high grade himself at this very moment

[starscheme]

the memory thning th

you humans chave flESHY PROCESSORS not NROMAL SILCION PROCESSORS how do you even ACCESS THEM LIKE THAT

[starscheme]

isn't tthat basically waht you chust said

[rememberyousoon]

how the fuck should i know

we still have electricl impulses right

[starscheme]

i suppose that is true

human brains are so WEKA. wak. WeAK.

[rememberyousoon]

yea youre probably right

[starscheme]

also what the fuck do you mean 'how the fuck should i know' your rthe one that dOES IT

[rememberyousoon]

it just happens ok i dont remember how i started doing it

[superball]

I''ll have you know that symbol is an ACNIENT and RESPECTED emblem of magic!!!!! ITs been passed down my faamily for GENEARTIONS!!!!!

[pullingamiko]

yeah clearyl it's respecedtd as hell

that's why yousve got it hgighlighting yuor dick

[starscheme]

well that's rather ironic isn't it

[rememberyousoon]

yea real ironic ha ha ha

[ultramatum]

...

I have to say whatever respect I had for your cause has just dropped significantly.

[starscheme]

and you say THAT like your autobotas oarent doing the samet hign

[chapterfiveversenine]

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