TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

KNOCK..OUT.. IM SORRY GUYS MY PUN GAME IS TOO WEAK FOR THIS RN

[buffthis]

KNOCK OUT more like WALK OUT because everyone WALKS OUT ON HIM because he's a CAR NERD

[chapterfiveversenine]

WHy did you abandon us.

We only wanted to talk.

[buffthis]

in my defense you were INCREDIBLY boring

[chapterfiveversenine]

In that respect we iare similar to your vehicle mode.

We advise one capable of flight.

[starscheme]

knock out. youre a doctor. and a ...... ground.... vehicle......

where does your head go when you transform

[buffthis]

where does YOUR head go when YOU transform

[starscheme]

Thats not a proper answer!!

WHERE DOES IT GO????

[starscheme]

Wait.... SHIT

[buffthis]

think on that one for a while starcream

[starscheme]

Do you ever wonder how we see in our alt modes

it's maddening

I'm think ing myself in circles here

[buffthis]

idk mirrors

[starscheme]

That's not helpful
god I can just imagine your stupid smug fuace saying that
horrible

[starscheme]

olets hook up,

knock out more like fail to BLOCK OUT the memory of that stupidly sexy car

[superball]

why must you be so UNFUIRIATINGLY GORGEOUS!!!! oh cruel wolrd