TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

MORE LIKE OPTIMUS FINE

[thanksoptimus]

Legit.

1/2

[deadpartners]

I wish u would come back to the rod pod

2/2

[deadpartners]

What does megatron have that we don't anyway. Is it the warship?? I know the rod pod isnt much but if you dont look at it too long, its not....that weird

[thanksoptimus]

I don't understand why it looks like his head.

[deadpartners]

Neither do i

[thanksoptimus]

Did he build it like that?

[deadpartners]

I dont think he build it. But then that begs the question of who did. And i dont think there is enough high grade on this planet for that

[thanksoptimus]

Okay...

Well I'm not on the warship anyway I am not allowing bias.

Re: MORE LIKE OPTIMUS FINE

[worstprime]

Come hoooome

[thanksoptimus]

That is not an objective location I cannot go "home"

[worstprime]

That's...damned it you're rght

Come back to aurobors we muss you

[thanksoptimus]

I don't know who you are

Sorry.

[bigfuckinggun]

ORION. you are to cease this foolishness AT ONCE and return to the coqnuest

[thanksoptimus]

[TOO FREAKED OUT TO REPLY]

[bigfuckinggun]

ORION

[bigfuckinggun]

Orion.

[bigfuckinggun]

Orion my DEAREST FRIEND surely you are in poor shape after your unforutnate imprisonment it's not like the Autobots even HAVE A DOCTOR do you WANT TO DIE

[thanksoptimus]

I need time to THINK do not yell at me

[bigfuckinggun]

Surely it would be easier to think rationally if you were not GRIEVOUSLY WOUNDED, old friend. Doubtless your...... INDECISION stems from these untreated wounds..... also I am not SHOUTING... I am merely employing caps for EMPHASIS. You have no cause for alarmn I am neither MENACING nor INTIMIDATING.

[thanksoptimus]

Stop typing like that it is unintuitive to sensible discourse

[bigfuckinggun]

NOBODY commands Megatron's typing

[thanksoptimus]

The words you are capitalizing just don't add anything to my understanding of your thoughts is what I am saying