TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

MEGA...BUM

[bigfuckinggun]

[starscheme]

Its like 4 AM and I should be scanning this human database for forge leads but all I can think about is your AFT and it is PISSING ME OFF why are you so insufferable

Re: MEGA...BUM

[worstprime]

HEY MEGS

FIGHT MW

Re: MEGA...BUM

[bigfuckinggun]

you PITIFUL FOOL... stand against me and i will CRUSH THE SPARK FROM YOUR BODY with my BARE HANDS

Re: MEGA...BUM

[worstprime]

NOOOO Waaay

I HEARD OPT@US COULD BEAT YOU WITH HIS ARMS TRANSFORNEF BDHJNX HOS...METAPHOR...

LET'S GO, OLD MAAN

[starscheme]

are you ignoring mem,,,,,

[starscheme]

you hate me don'tfd you,

[bigfuckinggun]

STARSCREAM...

I was in the process of responding to your trivial missive this very moment

but now i will reply to NONE OF THEM. get back to work and cease this frivolity. do you think that magic hammers find themselves.

(they DO NOT)

[starscheme]

You JUST REPLIED TO ONE OF THEM

you HYPOCRITE

you are WEAK

Re: MEGA...BUM

[positiveenergy]

Megatron...youve lost touch...you have to reconect with toyr spirituality...I think it would benefit us all gretly