TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

BAELHEIT

[baelhat]

I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO USE THIS ICON

1/3

[starscheme]

ur the only man thats ever been inside me

2/3

[starscheme]

thats a human joke I picked up recently,,,

3/3

[starscheme]

its supposed to make you ncuomfortable is it working

[baelhat]

Yes. Stop texting me.

[starscheme]

Make me, fleshy

[sciencewizard]

The more I imbibe for the purpose of this experiment, Dr. Baelhat, the more I observe a rapid detertioration in my mental and emotional faculties. Soon, I will be incapable of making rational decisions, and, instead, I will be guided by my impaired intuiton. Perhaps that time has already come, and I simply have not observed its arrival. Quite fascinating,.

1/2

[baelhat]

Dr. Frost...genuine inquiry:

2/2

[baelhat]

Is everything you do driven by the spirit of scientific discovery?

[sciencewizard]

Not quite. These messages, for example: they have no such motivstion, and will assuredly only cause me mortification when I am sober. I am sending them in an attempt to achieve "fun."

[baelhat]

Is that really the most authentic experience you can manage, Dr. Frost