TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

[civilizedcombat]

how abotu you get a better....DRUNK SPELLING

[squanderlust]

that doesnt even make SENSE autocrorrect gets most things right your name is just dumb and alcohol is good

[civilizedcombat]

WOW who even uses autoborrect!! thats' like the least ufn thing i've ever heard

[squanderlust]

you just dont understand how much fun I am when I'm jaked bairn

[civilizedcombat]

whos jake barn and why are you pretneding to be him

[squanderlust]

OMG ITS GARLIC your all too american for this how do you survive
*garlic
*ga e lick
i called you a kid and being jaked is like being really drunk

knackered or smtg

[civilizedcombat]

omg i'm not a kid!! i'm the same age you are and i can probably hold my alchohol better than you so THERE

[squanderlust]

listen here lassie you do not challenge a Scathach to a drinking contest unless you plan to follow through

[civilizedcombat]

since when have i NOT followed through, huh?? youre going down, severa, at least before i go down

[squanderlust]

youre on

and even while drunk I want you to know how polite I', being and not making a joke abt going down

1/2

[civilizedcombat]

WOW!!! WOW

2/2

[civilizedcombat]

your unrepentant vulgarity will only help me defeat you!! little do you know that you jsut sealed your fate!!

[squanderlust]

EXCUSE ME I WAS DELIBERATELY BEING VERY POLITE
it was your own Brian that went there bhean
so clearly I am the one who wins already

[civilizedcombat]

wrong!! you worded it that way on prupose so that you could say this! it was all aprt of your villainous MASTER PLAN

also...did you just call me a bean ???

[squanderlust]

I'm a registered hero you right numptyy I cant have a villainous scheme!!
I called you bean it means friend in gay lick

OMG Gaelic