TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

[starscheme]

ok well that does NOT change the fact that you look like someone I hate so pionts off for tha

[chapterfiveversenine]

Your vehicular mode is inefficient.

We recommend VTOL cpaability.

[starscheme]

Excuse me???

Im sorry

Can you turn into a plane

I did not think so

[chapterfiveversenine]

You are not capab le of VTOl

or hovering.

[starscheme]

INCORRECT

I can, in fact, hover

just because my flight mode looks earth based doens't mean it shares the same exact technology and capabilities that would be counter producitive

[chapterfiveversenine]

Correction: your vehicle mode is aesthetically unpleasing.

[chapterfiveversenine]

Correction: both your modes are aesthetically deispleasing/

[starscheme]

are you seriously attempting to call me ugly right now

this coming from the one eyed wonder

[chapterfiveversenine]

[this next message is just six terabytes of geth/quarian porn]

[chapterfiveversenine]

Geth platforms are objectively sexually attreatice.

Pornography woulkd not exist otherwise.

[starscheme]

are thos e organics

[starscheme]

why would you want to interface with oraganics

[chapterfiveversenine]

It occupied little processing power and they enjoyed it.

You are a silicon-based organic. Your species evolved naturally on Cyubertron.

[starscheme]

FINE a fleshy organic. whatever. have some standards

I understand the difference but the damn fleshy ones get confused by the terminology it just becomes easier to generalize

[chapterfiveversenine]

You are higly attaced to your platform. YUou place sentimental value on it. We do not. Platform sexual activies are irrelevant to performance.

[starscheme]

Then why even bother doing them AT ALL

[chapterfiveversenine]

It pleased them and required little rpocessing power.

[starscheme]

that doesn't actually answer my question!

[chapterfiveversenine]

Do you require additional motive.

[starscheme]

n..........................yes.

[chapterfiveversenine]

Prjected increased in quarian-creator hapiness outwieghed processing power consumption.

[starscheme]

isn't tthat basically waht you chust said

[chapterfiveversenine]

Quarian-creator happiness was a goal of geth at the time.

Fruther data is classified/.

[starscheme]

Thats unseemly

[chapterfiveversenine]

YUou have stated this several times.

You opinion hgas been noted and summarily dismissed.

in any case this platform never participated in such activites.