TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[thanksoptimus]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

RULES:
1) Post with your character's account.
2) Tag other characters as if your character is drunkenly texting them, or whatever their reasonable equivalent is.
3) Reply to other character's tags as if your character is also drunk.
4) Everyone is drunk, unless you don't want them to be.
5) ???
6) Hangover.

Comments

[ultramatum]

I am able to maneuver perfectly well thank you, or must I remind you that your master has similarly emphasized shoulder joints.

If this is some disgraceful attempt at determining my physical weaknesses it is hardly well thought out.

[starscheme]

Megatron's don't exceed the height of his own head *I'm just sayin*

[ultramatum]

If you review visual records of Megatron I believe you will find that your statement is incorrect.

[starscheme]

"review visual records" I have every inch of that chassis engrained in my memory banks

[starscheme]

....forget I said that.

[ultramatum]

While I have no interest in expounding on your purported knowledge of Megatron's physique, you should realize that the spiked playing on his shoulders not only sit higher than his head, but also extend several feet beyond his primary shoulder joint on the horizontal.

[starscheme]

yes but yours are like twice the height of that

wait how do you know so much about megatron's PHYSIQUE as you say waht's wrong with you

[ultramatum]

Do you really think we wouldn't have historical records on the leader of the Decepticons? I must say that is awful telling about your military preparedness, Commander.

I assure you the additional plating on my armor is more than decorative. As they would say, "Every form has a function."

[starscheme]

would that function happen to be housing for extra rods to cram up your tail pipe in case the on already up there breaks

You know

in case of emergencies

[ultramatum]

Starscream that is an inappropriate line of reasoning. Not to mention inaccurate.

[starscheme]

heheheheheheheheheheheheh

[starscheme]

This is why I am supereme command er of the decepticons

[starscheme]

roasted.

[ultramatum]

For once Megatron has my sympathies.

[starscheme]

megatron DESERVES ONLY PITY.

[ultramatum]

I must say your current conduct does support that claim. One can only imagine how he continues his crusade with such questionable behavior from his lieutenants.

[starscheme]

you say that like he isn't sloshed on high grade himself at this very moment

[ultramatum]

...

I have to say whatever respect I had for your cause has just dropped significantly.

[starscheme]

and you say THAT like your autobotas oarent doing the samet hign

[ultramatum]

What are you talking about.
That is preposterous.

[starscheme]

do you even know whwere they are right now

[ultramatum]

Starscream, I am not going to have this conversation with you. Please cease these poorly typed messages.

[starscheme]

Why don't you make me